But it was an experience. It sure was.
See? Still pulling myself from doing it. Only now, I can't possibly deliver a story that lives up to the level of horribleness I've led on, so I better just tell it.
THIS IS THE STORY ABOUT
HOW WE GOT LOCKED IN A NATIONAL PARK
HOW WE GOT LOCKED IN A NATIONAL PARK
...IN INNER CHINA

